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What People want to do with Jay Leno

• I'd give him some ghb, and when he is asleep, sew a bowling ball in his chin. When he wakes up he won't know the difference, but will have to walk with a stoop the rest of his life and won' t know why.
• let him fuck my girlfriend with his chin. i think she would enjoy that
• I'd like to shoot Jay like i just don't care and slap him while sceaming 'you son of a bitch!' and i'd like to make his chin bigger than ever than call him a stupid bastard..
• Ask him if he is my long lost twinbrother, who happens to be twice as old as I am
• Check out his awesome collection of cars. Try to talk him into becoming an owner of a CART team, like David Letterman.
• I'd use his chin as a film screen to run war and history documentaries for fifth grade classrooms
• Smack his big face with iron ping-pong bat so his face will be so flat, not just semi flat like today.